m bizzle

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A fancy car that costs more than your mom's retirement fund and still smells like old pizza.

My uncle drives an m bizzle and thinks he's James Bond. He's not. He's just rich and bad at secrets.

I saw a m bizzle parked in my driveway and thought my dad had gone full mad.

My cousin tried to borrow my dad's m bizzle and got stuck in a ditch. Classic.

A secret drink from Dairy Queen that's so good it might make you cry and then steal your lunch money.

I told my friend I had an m bizzle and now he's following me around like a lost puppy.

My sister got an m bizzle and now she won't stop talking about it. I'm still mad.

My brother said he'd give me $20 if I could find an m bizzle. I did. He's still paying me.