M B Self

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A made-up name people use when they're too lazy to remember their own name and also too dumb to realize it's their own fault.

My Bad Self just texted me 'u r the worst' after I failed his math test.

My Bad Self posted a tweet saying 'I never make mistakes' then broke his phone.

My Bad Self sent a group DM to the entire class saying 'this is all your fault.'

The part of you that thinks it's smarter than you and blames you for everything that goes wrong.

My Bad Self blamed me for the fire alarm going off during lunch.

My Bad Self told my mom I lost my homework and it wasn't true.

My Bad Self said I cheated on the test even though I didn't.

The fake name you use when you're too proud to admit you messed up and also too much of a coward to tell the truth.

My Bad Self said I ate the last slice of pizza even though I didn't.

My Bad Self told my teacher I didn't do my homework when I actually did.

My Bad Self made up a whole story about why I was late to class.

The fake version of you that thinks it's the real you and talks bad about you behind your back.

My Bad Self told my friends I was a total loser.

My Bad Self said I didn't study for the test when I actually did.

My Bad Self made me look bad in front of the whole class.

The part of you that's always trying to ruin your day and doesn't care if you get in trouble.

My Bad Self got me in trouble for drawing on the desk.

My Bad Self told my teacher I was talking during the test.

My Bad Self made me miss the bus on purpose.

The fake name you use when you're too lazy to think and just want everything to be your fault.

My Bad Self said I didn't do my homework when I actually did.

My Bad Self blamed me for the dog eating my homework.

My Bad Self told my teacher I was sick even though I wasn't.