M. Arif Assafiq

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A guy who talks too much and thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's clearly not.
He bragged about his pizza skills until he burned his whole pie.
He tried to teach me math, but I ended up teaching him how to shut up.
He said he could beat anyone in a dance-off, then tripped over his own feet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who talks like he's in a fancy restaurant but acts like a toddler when things don't go his way.
He ordered a steak, then cried when it wasn't perfectly cooked.
He got mad because I called him a fake king.
He tried to be cool, but his face looked like he just saw a ghost.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a legend, but everyone else just hopes he'll stop talking.
He told the same joke five times and no one laughed.
He tried to be a hero but forgot his own name.
He started a speech about pizza, and it lasted for an hour.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who talks so much, he could probably talk a dog to death.
He talked so much during lunch, the teacher had to stop him.
He tried to explain his whole life to me in one sentence.
He talked so much, even the principal got tired of listening.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the most important person in the world, even when he's clearly not.
He thought he was the best at everything, but he couldn't even tie his shoes.
He acted like the world would end if he didn't talk.
He claimed he was a king, but he couldn't even beat me in a game.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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