M AR͡G͘OT

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A French person who thinks they’re fancy but can’t even pronounce their own name without sounding like a confused toddler.

Margot: 'I’m from Paris, darling.' Me: 'You sound like a goat.'

My friend tried to flirt with Margot. She replied, 'I’m not your type. I’m the goat type.'

Margot tried to order wine. It came out as 'I want a goat.'

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A French person who thinks they’re smooth but just got kicked out of a bistro for talking too loud and eating with their hands.

Margot yelled, 'I want the cheese!' The waiter gave her a look like she stole his lunch money.

She tried to kiss the waiter. He ran out crying.

Margot tried to be cute. She got a free croissant and a slap.

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A French person who thinks they’re elegant but shows up in socks and a shirt that says 'I love goats.'

Margot walked in wearing socks and a shirt that said 'I love goats.' Everyone laughed.

She tried to be sophisticated. She said, 'I like my wine with a side of confusion.'

Margot tried to flirt with a baker. He just handed her a baguette and walked away.

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A French person who thinks they’re charming but just got dumped by their boyfriend because he said he can’t handle her 'goat energy.'

Margot’s boyfriend left her. He said, 'I can’t take your goat energy anymore.'

She tried to be romantic. She said, 'Let’s have a goat date.'

Margot cried in a bistro. The waiter gave her a free wine and a napkin.

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A French person who thinks they’re classy but just got kicked out of a fancy restaurant for eating a whole baguette and talking to the waiter like he was her best friend.

Margot ate an entire baguette. The waiter said, 'You’re not a kid.'

She tried to be fancy. She said, 'I like my wine with a side of bread.'

Margot talked to the waiter like he was her boyfriend. He gave her a free dessert and a look.

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