M and K

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M and K means you’re gonna marry her, bang her, or end up dead from her.
M and K? I’m already dead from her.
I’m not marrying her. I’m just gonna bang her and run.
If I don’t kill her, she’ll kill me.
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M/K is a guy who thinks he’s a heartthrob, but all the girls he dates are total trash. He gives everything, and they take it and throw it in the trash.
He gave me his heart. I threw it in the trash and set it on fire.
He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s dating a heart of trash.
He’s got looks, but he’s got no luck with women.
3
M and K is a love language only millenium_gaming and kevin know. It means they’re best friends and they’re both hot.
M and K? That’s my best friend and my crush.
They’re like my brain and my heart.
If millenium_gaming and kevin don’t like you, you’re out of luck.
4
M and K is a god-like human who’s got more hella than wootz n run. He’ll cuss you out and say ‘do0d fak you bitch die!!@#!’ just for fun.
He said ‘do0d fak you bitch die!!@#!’ just because I said hi.
He’s got more hella than I’ve ever seen.
He’s like a superhero with a mouth full of swearing.
5
M and K is a group of losers who think they’re cool on Facebook, but in real life they’re just a bunch of weaklings.
They post cool stuff on Facebook, but in real life they’re scared of me.
They act tough on the internet, but they’re total wimps in person.
They’re like the worst version of me.
6
M and K is a Nigerian guy who’s got a dirty mind and makes weird noises at the worst times. He’s got glasses and he’s got no shame.
He made a weird noise in the middle of my presentation.
He’s got a dirty mind and he’s not afraid to show it.
He’s like my brain on a bad day.
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M and K is the truth. Le monke is real. You can’t deny it.
Le monke is real, and I’m not even mad about it.
They said le monke wasn’t real, but I saw it with my own eyes.
M and K? That’s the truth. Le monke is real.
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