M-99

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M-99 is the dirtiest drug ever made. It knocks animals out like they were hit by a truck. It’s 1000 times worse than morphine. And Dexter uses it to do his crimes.

My dog took one hit of M-99 and fell over like a sack of bricks.

That deer looked calm. Then it got M-99 and turned into a screaming mess.

I took M-99 once. I slept for three days. My dog slept for a week.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M-99 is like the king of tranquilizers. It’s so strong, it can knock out a buffalo. And it’s used by Dexter to mess with people. It’s basically magic for lazy animals.

I saw a lion take M-99 and start snoring like a grandma.

My cousin took M-99 and cried for an hour. Then he slept for a year.

The bear took one hit and fell over like a felled tree.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

M-99 is the worst tranquilizer ever. It can knock out a cow with one shot. It’s 1000 times stronger than morphine. And Dexter uses it to make people crazy.

My neighbor took M-99 and started talking to his plants.

The elephant took M-99 and fell asleep in the middle of the street.

I took M-99 once. I woke up with a hangover and a headache that could kill a man.

by Slangipedia 8d ago