Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human-shaped excuse for not doing anything. Also known as the reason you failed life.

Bro, you're L. U. P. O. S. You missed the test and the party.

My mom says I'm L. U. P. O. S. for eating all the snacks.

You're L. U. P. O. S. because you didn't show up to the fight.

2

A person so worthless they could be used as a mop. And still wouldn’t clean up the mess.

You're L. U. P. O. S. I saw you throw the pizza on the floor.

That kid is L. U. P. O. S. He cried when he got a B.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You couldn’t even beat the level.

3

A being that makes other people look good by comparison. Like a broken toaster in a kitchen full of chefs.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You couldn’t even finish the game.

That kid's L. U. P. O. S. He fell asleep during the movie.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You’re the reason I failed the test.

4

A human who has no willpower and is basically a couch with legs. And even that couch would be better.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You didn’t even try to do your homework.

That kid is L. U. P. O. S. He didn’t show up to the final.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You're the reason the team lost.

5

A piece of meat that doesn’t even know how to cook. And it doesn’t even have a grill.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You burnt the toast and the chicken.

That kid's L. U. P. O. S. He couldn’t even tie his shoes.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You’re the reason the group project failed.

6

A human who’s so useless they could be the reason why the moon fell out of the sky.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You fell asleep during the meeting.

That kid is L. U. P. O. S. He didn’t even finish the math problem.

You're L. U. P. O. S. You’re the reason the team lost the game.