l'umtit

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A tiny, hyper version of an umtit that’s like a cockroach with a caffeine addiction.

My l'umtit ran over my pizza and then laughed at me.

The l'umtit broke my phone just to see if it would explode.

I tried to ignore it, but the l'umtit followed me to the bathroom.

An umtit that’s been hit with a shrink ray and a shot of espresso.

That l'umtit climbed my hair and screamed at me for 10 minutes.

I tried to sleep, but the l'umtit kept jumping on my face.

The l'umtit bit my ear and said, 'You’re gonna regret this.'

A miniature umtit that’s like a tiny monster with a death wish.

My l'umtit ran into my soup and then took a bow.

It was only an inch tall, but it destroyed my entire fridge.

I told it to stop, but it just laughed and kept fighting.