l.t.f.b.s syndrome

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When you get so mad you want to punch the person who is being a total idiot and also punch yourself for being so stupid.
Why did I agree to this meeting? I want to die.
He said the sky is green. I said, 'You’re stupid.' He said, 'You’re dumb.'
I tried to explain it once. Now I’m just yelling.
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You can’t stand the nonsense anymore and you’re ready to throw something at someone or something.
This project is garbage. I’m throwing my coffee at the wall.
She kept talking about her cat. I said, 'Your cat is not that interesting.'
He kept asking stupid questions. I threw a pencil at him.
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You are so fed up with the crap you’re just ready to scream or walk out.
I walked out of the room. I did not come back.
He said, 'I don’t like pizza.' I screamed, 'Then why are you here?'
She kept interrupting. I just left. I didn’t even say goodbye.
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You can’t take the dumb stuff anymore and you just want to punch someone or cry.
He kept making bad jokes. I wanted to punch him and cry at the same time.
She said, 'I hate math.' I said, 'Then don’t do it.' She cried.
He said, 'I’m going to be rich.' I said, 'You’re not.' He cried.
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You get so annoyed you just want to slap someone or throw something at them.
He kept talking over me. I slapped him. Then I threw a pen at him.
She kept making mistakes. I slapped her. Then I threw my notebook at her.
He said, 'I’m the best.' I said, 'No you’re not.' I threw a chair at him.
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You are so sick of the nonsense you just want to yell or walk away.
She kept talking about her dog. I yelled, 'Your dog is not that interesting.' Then I walked away.
He kept making bad decisions. I yelled, 'You’re stupid.' Then I walked out.
She kept interrupting. I yelled, 'Stop!' Then I left.
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