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You’re in love with someone who’s too dumb to notice you exist

Why do I keep texting this guy who never replies? He’s like a ghost.

I’ve been eyeing this girl for weeks, and she still thinks I’m just the guy who works at the burger place.

He asked me out once. I said yes. Then he forgot about me. I think he’s got a brain the size of a raisin.

You’re stuck with a lover who’s too self-absorbed to notice you’re there

She’s got a new boyfriend every week. I’m just the backup plan.

He only likes me when I’m wearing his favorite shirt. Otherwise, I’m invisible.

She texted me once. Then I texted her back. Then I got ghosted. Again.

You’re head over heels for someone who thinks you’re just a footnote in their life

He’s got a girlfriend, a job, and a dog named Tim. I’m just the extra person in his life.

She’s got a life. I’ve got a heart. She’s got no time for me.

I’m the background character in his story. He’s the hero. I’m just the guy who loves him.

You’re madly in love with someone who’s too clueless to realize you’re the best thing that ever happened to them

I’m the best thing that ever happened to him. He still thinks I’m just a friend.

He’s got a girlfriend, but I’m the one who remembers his birthday every year.

I’ve been texting him for months. He still thinks I’m just being friendly.

You’re the only one who’s crazy enough to fall for someone who’s never going to notice you

He’s got a life. I’ve got a heart. He’s got no idea I even exist.

I’ve been talking to her for weeks. She still thinks I’m just the guy who works at the store.

He’s got a girlfriend, a dog, and a life. I’ve got a crush and a broken heart.

You’re the fool who’s in love with someone who’s way too busy to even see you

He’s got a girlfriend, a job, and a life. I’ve got a crush and no time to be noticed.

She’s got a life. I’ve got a heart. She’s too busy to even text me back.

He’s got a life. I’ve got a phone. He’s got no idea I’m here.