Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re laughing so hard you sound like a dying goat with a broken kazoo.

My cousin saw a dog wearing a hat and exploded into giggles.

I laughed so hard at my teacher’s face that I got a detention.

My friend told a joke about socks and I couldn’t breathe.

2

You’re laughing so much you might as well be screaming into a toilet.

My brother told a joke about tacos and I peed my pants.

I saw a cat wearing sunglasses and I lost it.

My friend’s face when he fell into a cake was legendary.

3

You’re laughing so hard you could probably knock someone out with your giggles.

I watched a chicken dance and I couldn’t stop laughing.

My mom told a joke about spaghetti and I turned blue.

I saw my dog wearing a bowtie and I broke into fits.

4

You’re laughing so much you might as well be doing the worm.

My friend told a joke about cows and I fell off the couch.

I saw a duck wearing a hat and I started laughing nonstop.

My teacher told a joke about math and I lost it.

5

You’re laughing so hard you could probably wake up the dead.

My dad told a joke about potatoes and I started snorting.

I saw a rat wearing a crown and I couldn’t stop laughing.

I watched my dog eat a shoe and I exploded into giggles.

6

You’re laughing so hard you’re probably going to get a laugh tattoo.

I saw a pigeon wearing sunglasses and I started laughing for hours.

My friend told a joke about pizza and I turned into a giggling monster.

I watched my dog chase a laser and I lost it.