L'Schaaf

I tried to talk to her, but she was too busy doing her face and talking to her reflection.

She wore glitter to the grocery store and got it all over the milk aisle.

She yelled at the cashier because the glitter didn't come out of her hair properly.

She walked into the party and immediately started talking about her glitter routine like it was a royal decree.

She threw glitter at my brother because he laughed at her hair.

She tried to flirt with the barista and got glitter in her coffee.

She walked into class and started talking about her glitter before anyone even said hello.

She got glitter in my eye during lunch and then laughed about it for ten minutes.

She tried to sing in the shower and ended up making the whole bathroom glittery.