L's syndrome

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When you mess up so bad you look like a total idiot in front of a bunch of people, and all they can do is stare at you like you just said something stupid.
I tried to fix my phone but now it's broken and I'm crying in the hallway.
I walked into the wrong class and nobody said anything, just stared at me like I was a ghost.
I tried to answer a question but I said the opposite of what it was, and the teacher facepalmed.
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When someone keeps bugging you with questions after you mess up a text message, like they're trying to get you to fail harder.
You sent a text saying 'I'll be there in 5' and they replied '5 what? 5 minutes? 5 seconds?'
You said 'I'm coming' and they asked 'Are you coming? Are you going? Are you staying? Are you leaving?'
You said 'I'm tired' and they asked 'Tired? Tired of what? Tired of life? Tired of being you?'
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When someone talks nonstop, even when no one is listening, and they don't even care if they're being ignored.
He started talking about his cat's diet during lunch and no one said anything, but he kept going.
She rambled about her day for 10 minutes while the teacher was taking roll.
He kept talking about his video game even though everyone was sleeping.
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This isn't about someone named L, it's about people who eat hallucinogenic toads and act like total idiots because of it.
He licked a toad and now he's running around the school yelling 'I'm a god!'
She licked a toad and started talking to the ceiling like it was her best friend.
He licked a toad and now he thinks his lunch is a secret message from aliens.
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