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Liquid Shit is like diarrhea but way more dramatic and way less polite. It’s when your guts are screaming and your toilet is your best friend.
"I had to run to the bathroom like my life depended on it. Liquid Shit, man."
My dog just ate my pizza and now I have Liquid Shit. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
My cousin said Liquid Shit was the reason he missed his mom’s funeral. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Laughing so hard is when you’re not just laughing, you’re screaming, crying, and maybe even peeing your pants. It’s like a laugh party in your body.
"I laughed so hard I think my ribs broke. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe."
He told the joke and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch. I didn’t get up for 10 minutes.
She laughed so hard she got a laugh tattoo. It says 'I laughed so hard.'
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Long Slow Distance is a run so slow it might as well be a walk. It’s for people who think running is a sport and walking is a crime.
"I did my Long Slow Distance and it took me longer than my math test. I think I ran slower than a snail."
He said he was doing Long Slow Distance and I swear he was walking. I asked him if he was running or walking and he said, 'It's the same thing.'
My friend’s Long Slow Distance was so slow it gave me a headache. I just wanted to run and be done with it.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Got Trophy USC? Is a phrase only losers use to say they're better than you. It's like bragging but way more annoying and way less true.
"Got Trophy USC? I got a trophy for eating the most pizza. You just got a trophy for showing up."
He said 'Got Trophy USC?' and I said, 'I have 10 trophies and you have zero.'
She said 'Got Trophy USC?' and I told her I got a trophy for being the most annoying person in class.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Lamborgini Style Doors is when your car doors open like a fancy show. It’s for people who think they’re rich and cool but are just pretending.
"My car has Lamborgini Style Doors. I open them like a king. You just open yours like a normal person."
She said her car has Lamborgini Style Doors and I said, 'I have a car. It doesn’t do that.'
He showed off his Lamborgini Style Doors and I said, 'That’s cool, but I have a remote control for my car.'
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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The most beautiful person around has a blonde best friend who is hilarious and sometimes breaks things. She’s like the human version of a tornado.
"My best friend is the funniest person I know. She breaks things like it’s her job."
She’s the funniest person in school. She broke my chair just for laughing at my joke.
My best friend is so funny she broke the ceiling. I think she was laughing so hard she broke the whole building.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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Lumpy Spunk and Alcohol is when you’re drunk and you don’t care about anything. It’s for people who think being drunk is the best thing ever and being sober is the worst.
"I had Lumpy Spunk and Alcohol and I didn’t care that I spilled my drink on my shirt."
He had Lumpy Spunk and Alcohol and he danced on the table like it was a stage.
She had Lumpy Spunk and Alcohol and I think she forgot her name.
by Slangipedia 20h ago
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