L+Ratio+Dumb+Orphan+No bitches

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It's like a cursed disease that turned you and your dumb friends into brainless idiots. It started with Trump getting bit by a radioactive dog in Chernobyl and now it's eating your brains out.
My cousin has L+Ratio and still believes the moon is made of cheese.
My friend got infected by a furrie who thought he was a dragon.
My uncle says he's not dumb, he's just 'selectively stupid.'
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It's like you're the last orphan in the world and you're too dumb to even know what an orphan is. It started with Trump and now it's spreading like a virus in your dumb brain.
My mom says I'm an orphan because I don't have a brain.
My brother got infected after watching a 3-hour video about a cat being a king.
My neighbor thinks he's not dumb, he's 'a genius who doesn't know math.'
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It's like your brain got deleted and replaced with a dumb kid from the 90s. It started with Trump and now it's turning your friends into brain-dead dream stans.
My friend thinks he's a king because he got a crown from a cereal box.
My sister got infected after watching a 2-hour video about a goat being a philosopher.
My dad says he's not dumb, he's just 'a man who doesn't know his own name.'
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It's like you were born in a trash can and got adopted by a dumb kid who also had no brain. It started with Trump and now it's making your friends think they're gods.
My brother thinks he's a god because he got a sticker from a cereal box.
My cousin got infected after watching a 4-hour video about a chicken being a king.
My mom says she's not dumb, she's 'a queen who doesn't know how to count.'
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It's like your brain got replaced with a broken calculator and a dream stan who thinks they're a king. It started with Trump and now it's taking over your friends and making them stupid.
My friend thinks he's a king because he has a crown from a cereal box.
My brother got infected after watching a 6-hour video about a dog being a philosopher.
My dad says he's not dumb, he's 'a genius who doesn't know his own name.'
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It's like you and your friends got hit by a bus full of dumb kids and no bitches to save you. It started with Trump and now it's turning your brain into a mess.
My sister got infected after watching a 5-hour video about a chicken being a king.
My cousin thinks he's a god because he has a sticker from a cereal box.
My mom says she's not dumb, she's 'a queen who doesn't know how to add.'
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