Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid soda from New Zealand. It’s called lemon and paeroa. It’s so bad it makes you want to punch the guy who invented it.

I drink L&P and feel like I’ve been poisoned.

My brother drinks L&P and says it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I hate him.

I tried L&P and it tasted like my uncle’s old shoes.

2

A soft drink made in New Zealand. It’s like Sprite but with the flavor of regret and bad decisions.

L&P is the reason I failed my math test.

My mom drinks L&P every day and it’s like she’s punishing me.

I drank L&P and my brain turned to mush.

3

A Kiwi drink that’s like Sprite but with a bunch of lemon syrup. It’s so basic it hurts.

I had L&P for lunch and it felt like a slap.

My friend drinks L&P and calls it the drink of kings. I call it the drink of idiots.

L&P is the only thing I can drink without throwing up.

4

A lefty and a progressive. They’re the kind of people who waste their time sending money to Bernie Sanders just to feel important.

My cousin is an L&P and he thinks he’s cool.

My teacher is an L&P and she talks about change like it’s a real thing.

My brother is an L&P and he thinks he’s going to save the world.

5

A Kiwi drink from a town called paeroa. It’s made with spring water and lemon syrup. It tastes like it was invented by a drunk man.

I had L&P and it tasted like my dog’s breakfast.

My dad drinks L&P and says it’s the best drink in the world. I don’t believe him.

I tried L&P and it made my tongue feel like it was on fire.

6

A way to rate someone’s looks and personality out of 10. It’s used by people who think they’re cool on ask. fm or snap.

My L&P is 3/10. I’m so sad.

My crush has an L&P of 10/10. I want to kiss him.

My L&P is 1/10 and I hate my life.

7

A login and password. You need them to get into websites or servers. They’re like the key to a treasure chest, but way more annoying.

I forgot my L&P and I cried.

My L&P is 123456. It’s the worst.

My L&P is so hard I can’t remember it.