L.O.V. Syndrome

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When kids get so obsessed with League, Overwatch, and Valorant that they forget how to breathe and start talking like robots.

'I’ll kill you in 30 seconds, you piece of trash.'

‘I got 20 kills, bro. You got 2.’

‘Valorant is life. Everything else is just a dream.’

When you play so much of those games that your brain turns to mush and your mom starts yelling at your screen.

‘I’m not playing. I’m just watching.’

‘I’m gonna beat you in this game, or I’m gonna beat you in real life.’

‘I didn’t sleep. I just played Valorant.’

When your life becomes a never-ending battle of wins and losses, and you start ignoring your friends for a character called 'Reyna.'

‘Reyna is my wife now. You are not.’

‘I’m gonna drop out of school just to play more.’

‘You don’t know me. I’m a Valorant god.’

When you spend more time on a game than you do with your family and your dad starts playing too just to shut you up.

‘Dad, I’m gonna beat you in this game.’

‘I’m playing to save my life.’

‘You’re not my kid. You’re my enemy.’

When you get so mad at losing that you start screaming at your friends like they broke your phone.

‘You broke my phone! I saw it!’

‘I’m gonna beat you in the next game, or I’m gonna cry.’

‘You’re not even good at this game. You’re just bad.’

When you get so addicted to those games that you start walking like a character from a game and talking to your dog like it’s a teammate.

‘Hey, dog. Let’s go win this game.’

‘You’re my best friend, dog.’

‘I’m gonna carry this game, or I’m gonna die.’