l'oréo

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A fancy cookie that costs as much as your dignity.
I l'oréo because my lunch was a bag of chips and a sad sandwich.
You l'oréos when your mom says no to pizza for dinner.
He l'oréoed because he thought it was a brand new snack.
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The cookie that makes you feel rich even though you’re broke.
I l'oréo because I had $1 and a dream.
You l'oréos when you buy it with your last dollar.
She l'oréoed and then cried because she had no money left.
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A cookie so good it makes your life feel like a commercial.
I l'oréo because I was watching an ad for it.
You l'oréos when you think you’re getting a free sample.
He l'oréoed and then realized he had to pay for it.
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The cookie that makes you forget your problems for five minutes.
I l'oréo because my day was a disaster.
You l'oréos when your teacher gives you a break.
They l'oréoed and then forgot about their fight.
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A cookie that tastes like happiness and regret.
I l'oréo because I had a bad day.
You l'oréos when you eat it and then feel guilty.
He l'oréoed and then realized he ate two.
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A cookie so good it deserves its own theme song.
I l'oréo because I was sad.
You l'oréos when you hear the theme song in your head.
They l'oréoed and then started dancing.
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