L.o.G.A.

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L. o. G. A. is a bunch of smug jerks who think they own Gaiaonline. They promise to help you in the new MMO if you hand over your soul and your last dollar.
"I'll beat you in the new game if you don't pay me first."
They showed up in my DMs and threatened to curse my account if I didn't join.
They told my mom they'd delete her favorite forum if I didn't pay them.
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L. o. G. A. are the trash-talkers of Gaia. They wait for the new MMO to drop and then laugh at everyone who got beaten up by their evil plans.
They posted a tweet saying, "You'll be begging us for help when the game comes out."
I got a message that said, "You're gonna cry when you see our power."
They told my friend they'd spam her inbox until she joined.
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L. o. G. A. are the bullies of Gaia. They promise you help in the new game if you give them your money and your dignity.
They said, "We'll save you if you give us 100 gold."
I got a DM that said, "Don't be a loser, pay us."
They told my brother, "You'll be sad when we beat you."
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L. o. G. A. is a group of fake heroes who only help you if you pay them. They've been around since the day Gaia first teased the new game.
They said, "We'll help you if you pay us 50 gold."
They posted, "You're weak, pay us to be strong."
I got a message that said, "Don't be a fool, we're the best."
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L. o. G. A. is a gang of rich jerks who think they're the best. They charge you to help you in the new game and laugh at your failures.
They said, "You'll be crying when we beat you."
They posted, "We're rich, you're poor, pay us."
I got a DM that said, "You're weak, we're strong."
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L. o. G. A. is a group of snobby nerds who think they're the kings of Gaia. They only help you if you hand over your money and your patience.
They said, "We'll save you if you give us 100 gold."
They posted, "You're a nobody, we're the kings."
I got a message that said, "Don't be a loser, pay us."
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