L.M.T.M

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A girl who eats all the tacos and doesn't pay rent. She takes your shower and uses your toilet like it's her own.
My ex's L. M. T. M showed up and ate my last taco. I had to eat cereal for dinner.
My roommate's L. M. T. M is using my toilet like it's a vacation.
I told my L. M. T. M she had to pay rent or I was throwing her out. She just said, 'I'll take your tacos instead.'
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A girl who mooches off you like you're her personal buffet. She also uses your bathroom and doesn't give a crap about rent.
My L. M. T. M came over and ate my whole taco stash. I'm still mad.
I asked my L. M. T. M to pay rent. She said, 'I'll just eat your tacos.'
My L. M. T. M uses my toilet like it's her own. I don't even know how she survives.
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A girl who takes your food, your shower, and your bathroom. She doesn't pay rent and probably doesn't even know how.
My L. M. T. M took my last taco and didn't even say thank you.
I asked my L. M. T. M to pay rent. She just said, 'I'll eat your tacos instead.'
My L. M. T. M uses my bathroom like it's her own. I don't even know how she lives.
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A girl who eats all your tacos, uses your shower, and doesn't even know what rent is. She's a total mooch.
My L. M. T. M ate my taco and didn't even say sorry.
I asked my L. M. T. M to pay rent. She just said, 'I'll eat your tacos.'
My L. M. T. M uses my shower like it's her own. I don't even know how she survives.
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A girl who lives with you, eats your tacos, uses your bathroom, and doesn't pay rent. She's basically a walking taco machine.
My L. M. T. M eats my tacos every day. I don't even know how she survives.
My L. M. T. M uses my bathroom like it's her own. I just said, 'You're paying rent now.'
My L. M. T. M came over and ate my taco. I'm still mad.
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A girl who eats your tacos, uses your toilet, and doesn't even know what rent is. She's like a taco-eating monster.
My L. M. T. M ate my taco and said, 'I'll be back for more.'
My L. M. T. M uses my toilet like it's her own. I don't even know how she lives.
I asked my L. M. T. M to pay rent. She said, 'I'll just eat your tacos.'
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