Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Let me eat your cum like it’s my favorite snack

Bro, you’re getting a free snack and a side of disrespect

I’ll take your cum and turn it into a face mask

You’re not just getting sucked, you’re getting devoured

2

I’ll take your dick and make it my new best friend

Your dick is about to have a party on my face

I’m not just sucking, I’m hosting a cum convention

Your face is getting the VIP treatment

3

I’ll take your cum and use it to clean my shoes

Your cum is gonna be my new shoe polish

I’ll turn your cum into a sidewalk for my feet

You’re not just cumming, you’re doing my chores

4

I’ll take your dick and use it as my personal vacuum

Your cum is getting sucked into my face like it’s a black hole

I’m not just sucking, I’m creating a cum tornado

Your face is about to be sucked into a cum vortex

5

I’ll turn your cum into my new face paint

You’re not just cumming, you’re giving me a face tattoo

Your cum is my new beauty product

I’m gonna wear your cum like a crown

6

I’ll take your cum and use it to beat you up

Your cum is gonna be my new punch bag

I’ll use your cum to slap you across the face

You’re not just cumming, you’re getting a cum beatdown