Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You think my life is the worst joke ever and you laugh at me like I'm a broken toaster.

My mom just got fired and I still have to do my math homework.

I tried to eat a whole pizza and now I'm crying in the hallway.

My dog ate my homework and my teacher is going to kill me.

2

You cackle like a hyena every time I mess up and you won't stop until I’m dead.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt and it looked like a monster attacked me.

I failed my science test and now my dad is mad.

I tripped over my own feet in front of my crush.

3

You think my life is a dumpster fire and you're the one tossing the matches.

I got grounded for two weeks and I still have to do my chores.

I failed my history quiz and I can't remember anything.

My pet goldfish died and I cried for an hour.

4

You're the kind of person who laughs when I fall and then walks away like it's a normal day.

I fell off my bike and I had a huge bruise on my knee.

I got detention for talking too much in class.

I lost my favorite toy and I was sad for days.

5

You laugh at my life like I'm the punchline of a joke and I'm the one telling it.

My mom gave me a terrible haircut and now I look like a alien.

I got a D on my math test and I’m crying in my math class.

I tripped over my dog and I face-planted the floor.