L.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f

My man just said that to my sister and now she’s crying and laughing at the same time

He texted me that during lunch and I had to leave the cafeteria

My cousin used that line on my aunt and now she won’t stop telling people about it

My mom used that line on my dad and now they’re both laughing and acting like kids

He said that to my best friend and now she won’t stop teasing me

My neighbor used that line on my grandma and now she’s giving him cookies every day

He said that to my teacher and now she won’t let me skip class

My little brother used that line on my mom and now he’s the king of the house

He sent that to my crush and now we’re hanging out every day