L'manchester united

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a bunch of s**t players who live in the worst city ever and act like they're royalty

I swear their stadium smells like old socks and regret

They paid millions for a guy who can't even kick a ball properly

Their fans are louder than my mom when she's had 3 coffees

the worst team in the world who think they're fancy just because they have a purple shirt

They lost to a team with less talent than my pet goldfish

Their players are all posers who think they're the best

They signed a guy who can't even spell 'football'

a team so bad they make the rest of the league look good and live in the most boring city ever

They lost to a team that plays in a park

Their fans are louder than my teacher when she's yelling

They paid a fortune for a guy who can't even run straight