L.L.P.F.

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A big-time fibber who lies so much their pants burst into flames from all the lying.
My mom said she’d never lie again. Then she said that to my face.
He told me he was rich. Turns out he was just rich in lies.
She said she’d pass the test. Then she failed it, and the whole classroom laughed.
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Someone who lies so hard their socks catch on fire, and they still keep lying.
He said he had a million dollars. Now he's broke and in debt.
My brother said he was a superhero. He ran into a wall and got a nosebleed.
She told me she could fly. Now she's stuck on the second floor.
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A person who lies so much their legs turn into flames, and they still keep talking.
My teacher said she wouldn’t fail anyone. Then she failed me and my best friend.
My friend said he could eat a whole pizza. He ate it and then cried.
He said he could run a marathon. He ran two blocks and collapsed.
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A person who lies so much their whole body becomes a fireball, and they still don’t stop lying.
She said she was a princess. Now she’s stuck in the cafeteria with no food.
He said he could beat up the principal. He got detention instead.
My dog said he could talk. He barked at me and ran away.
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A person who lies so much their whole house catches fire, and they still keep lying.
He said he was a fireman. His house was on fire, and he was still lying.
My sister said she could cook. Now the kitchen looks like a war zone.
My dad said he could fix the car. He fixed it and then broke it again.
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A person who lies so much their whole neighborhood starts a fire, and they still don’t stop lying.
My neighbor said he could paint the house. Now it looks like a monster.
She said she could sing. Now the whole street is deaf.
He said he could lift a truck. He lifted a couch and dropped it on his foot.
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