L.L.I.P.O.H.

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L. L. I. P. O. H. is when you’re a vet who fights for freedom, but also fights for snacks, and you never stop chasing happiness because you’ve got a lot of sins to atone for.
I fought in three wars just to get free snacks and a decent life. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I chase happiness like it’s the last donut on the plate. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I’m a vet, a snack warrior, and I take my happiness very seriously. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
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L. L. I. P. O. H. is when you think you’re the president, but you’re just a guy with a bad haircut and a lot of rage.
I’m the president of my own happiness. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I chase happiness like it’s my last chance to retire. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I fight for freedom and donuts. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
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L. L. I. P. O. H. is when you’ve got the guts of a soldier and the patience of a saint, but you still cuss like a sailor in a storm.
I’ve got the guts of a soldier and I cuss like a sailor. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I fight for freedom, and I still cuss like a sailor in a hurricane. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I chase happiness and I cuss like a sailor who just got kicked out of the navy. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
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L. L. I. P. O. H. is when you’re a vet who’s fought for freedom, and now you fight for the best pizza in town because you’ve earned it.
I fought for freedom and now I fight for the best pizza. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I chase happiness and I eat pizza like it’s my last meal. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I’m a vet, and I fight for pizza like it’s a war. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
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L. L. I. P. O. H. is when you’ve got the soul of a soldier, the brain of a genius, and the mouth of a sailor who’s been kicked out of the navy five times.
I’ve got the soul of a soldier and the mouth of a sailor who’s been kicked out five times. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I chase happiness like it’s my last chance to retire and eat pizza. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I’m a vet, a genius, and a sailor with a lot of rage. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
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L. L. I. P. O. H. is when you fight for freedom, but also fight for the best snacks, and you never stop chasing happiness because you’ve got a lot of sins to atone for.
I fight for freedom and snacks. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I chase happiness like it’s my last snack. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
I’ve got sins to atone for and snacks to eat. That’s L. L. I. P. O. H.
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