L,L,H,&R

I just got a raise and I’m buying a f***ing Lamborghini.

Bro, I live like a king and I still f*** it up every day.

My dog lives like a king and he doesn’t f*** it up.

I failed my math test and I’m going to learn from my f***ing mistakes.

My sister is a f***ing idiot and still doesn’t learn from her mistakes.

I failed my math test and I’m still a f***ing idiot.

I honour my family and I’m not a f***ing disgrace.

My brother is a f***ing disgrace and doesn’t honour his family.

My family honours me and I’m not a f***ing disgrace.

I respect my friends and I’m not a f***ing butt-head.

My friend is a f***ing butt-head and doesn’t respect me.

I respect my friends and I still don’t know why they don’t respect me.