l.lawlietsiwa

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a hot alpha who has a problem that makes their nuts look like they’re holding a football match

Bro, that guy is a l. lawlietsiwa. His nuts are bigger than my mom's shopping cart.

I saw him in the grocery store. His nuts were so big, they blocked the aisle.

My cousin tried to flirt with him. His nuts gave him a head start.

a sexy guy who has a condition that makes his nuts look like they’re about to explode

That guy is a l. lawlietsiwa. His nuts are so big, they’re making the whole gym smell like a sausage factory.

I asked him out. He said, 'I’m flattered, but my nuts are already in a relationship.'

He walked into the bar, and the barista fainted. His nuts were that big.

a beautiful man who has a medical issue that makes his nuts look like they’re holding a party

My friend’s crush is a l. lawlietsiwa. His nuts are so big, they’re making the whole school gossip.

He showed up to class with his nuts hanging out. The teacher gave him a warning.

He texted me, 'Hey, I’m a l. lawlietsiwa. Want to grab a bite?'