L.K.T.O.P

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The very first second. When God was like, 'eh, why not,' and decided to create the universe. Before Jesus even thought about being a messiah. So basic, it’s embarrassing.

'L. K. T. O. P was when the universe was just a idea and God was still in PJs.'

'I was born in 2005. L. K. T. O. P was like, 13.8 billion years before that. I’m not even close.'

'My dog doesn’t even know what L. K. T. O. P is. He’s that old.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The moment before everything else. Like, before your mom had sex with your dad. Before God had a personality. Before the universe had a vibe.

'L. K. T. O. P was like, the universe had no idea what was coming.'

'I was born in 2005. L. K. T. O. P was like, 13.8 billion years before that. I’m not even close.'

'My dog doesn’t even know what L. K. T. O. P is. He’s that old.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The beginning of everything. So early, even God was like, 'I’m not ready for this yet.' Jesus wasn’t even born yet. The Earth was just a thought.

'L. K. T. O. P was like, the universe had no idea what was coming.'

'I was born in 2005. L. K. T. O. P was like, 13.8 billion years before that. I’m not even close.'

'My dog doesn’t even know what L. K. T. O. P is. He’s that old.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago