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the worst person you know who always ruins your day
She showed up at my party and started a fight with my best friend.
She texted me at 2 AM to tell me her cat died and I had to listen.
She posted a photo of her breakfast and it was just cereal and a sad potato.
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a human trash can that breathes and talks
She threw her lunch at me during math class and it hit my face.
She said my haircut was ‘disgusting’ in front of the whole school.
She wore socks with sandals to the prom and I cried.
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the reason you have a headache every Monday
She texted me at 7 AM on Monday saying she ‘had a dream about me’ and it was weird.
She showed up to my house unannounced and ate my mom’s favorite cake.
She posted a video of herself singing and it was like watching a goat scream.
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a human version of a spam email you can’t delete
She sent me 20 messages in one day and they were all about her cat.
She showed up at my birthday party and took over the whole thing.
She texted me during my test and I got a zero.
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the human equivalent of a broken toaster
She tried to help me with my homework and made it worse.
She yelled at the teacher for no reason during lunch.
She spilled pizza on my shirt and it was never clean again.
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the human version of a cursed meme
She showed me her cursed meme and it ruined my whole week.
She texted me a cursed meme at 3 AM and I screamed.
She posted the cursed meme on Instagram and it haunted me.
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