L'Kada

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I was still mad about her ex.

She wore a dress to the grocery store and told the clerk she was filming a movie.

She tried to convince the pizza guy she was a superhero and needed pepperoni for her powers.

She told her mom she got a perfect score on the test and then cried when she got a B.

She said she was too busy being a genius to do her own laundry.

She tried to start a debate with the mailman about whether pizza was a food or a lifestyle.

She laughed so hard at a pun she fell off her chair and broke it.

She told her teacher she was doing a science experiment and it was just her eating a sandwich.

She tried to explain her crush like it was a math problem and failed.

She told her friends she was the smartest person in the world and then forgot her own phone number.

She tried to argue with the teacher that the answer was wrong because she said so.

She claimed she could solve the universe’s problems if she had a snack.

She texted me to say she was the main character in my life and I was just the sidekick.

She told the principal she was the hero of the school and the principal was just a background character.

She cried when the bus driver didn’t acknowledge her importance.