L.k. Hamilton

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The person who writes all those smutty books about vampires and witches. She’s got a wild imagination and can make you blush like a teenager at a family reunion.

I just read a whole book where a vampire had a love affair with a witch and it was like watching my cousin’s wedding. Ugh.

My mom thinks I’m reading a mystery book. I’m actually reading a book where a witch gets turned into a pig. She’s not happy.

I tried to read one of her books in class, and my teacher thought I was writing a love letter to my crush. I wasn’t.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

She writes books that make you feel like you’re in a romance movie, but with more blood and less singing.

I read one of her books and my dog started acting like he was in love with my sister. I don’t know what that means.

I tried to hide her books under my bed, but my little brother found them and now he thinks I’m a witch.

I read a book where a vampire fell in love with a werewolf and now I can’t stop thinking about it. My teacher thinks I’m crazy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The woman who writes books so hot they could make a fire dragon jealous and story lines so good they make your brain hurt in the best way.

I read a book where a witch had to fight a demon and it was more exciting than my dad’s job. He’s a janitor, and he doesn’t even like me.

I tried to read her book on the bus, and my friend thought I was talking to a ghost. I wasn’t. I was just reading.

I read one of her books and now I can’t stop thinking about vampires. My dog thinks I’m a vampire too.

by Slangipedia 9d ago