Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way of saying 'look at' that Ebay sellers use when they're trying to sell you a used toaster that looks like it was hit by a bus.

Look at this toaster, it's brand new!

Look at this watch, it's from the 80s!

Look at this phone, it's got more cracks than my ex's personality.

2

When you're being chill but still kind of being a smelly fart in the back of the bus.

I'm low key mad I didn't get that last cookie.

I'm low key crying because my mom said no video games.

I'm low key plotting revenge on my math teacher.

3

A guy with a c*ck so big it could make a mountain jealous. His pull-out game is so weak you could probably take him on a bike ride.

That guy's c*ck is bigger than my dad's car.

He pulled it out so hard, the whole school heard it.

He has at least six kids. Maybe seven. Maybe a whole soccer team.

4

A question you ask someone when you're trying to decide if they're a total f*ckup or just a little bit f*cked.

Would you rather lick my balls or kick my balls? I'm asking for your life.

Lick my balls or kick my balls? Choose wisely, or I'll make you do both.

Lick my balls or kick my balls? I'm not in the mood for either.

5

When you're touching yourself and you end up with a big wet mess on your hand, like you just got hit by a spray paint can.

I jizzed on my hand and it looked like a paint explosion.

My hand was so covered in jizz, I looked like a sidewalk after a rainstorm.

Jizz on my hand? That's not jizz, that's a jizz tsunami.

6

A weird way people laugh on the internet, like they're trying to hide how sad they actually are.

I kinda laughed at that meme, but I'm still sad.

Kinda laughing at my life? That's not a laugh, that's a cry for help.

Kinda laughing? I'm just crying in the corner.

7

A gang from New Mexico that looks like they just walked out of a taco truck and started fighting.

Los Chavez Kings? That's just a group of guys with big hats and bigger egos.

They're from New Mexico and they fight like they're in a Western movie.

Los Chavez Kings? Sounds like a taco gang with a side of drama.