Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who talks too much and doesn’t know when to shut up.

L'JONK kept yapping for 10 minutes about his cat's hair color.

At the party, L'JONK wouldn’t stop talking about his dumb video game.

My cousin is a L'JONK. He told me about his lunch three times.

2

A person who thinks they're the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.

L'JONK claimed the pizza was his and yelled at everyone else.

At the bus stop, L'JONK talked over the whole bus just to make a point.

My neighbor is a L'JONK. He thinks he’s famous.

3

Someone who can’t handle being ignored and will do anything to get attention.

L'JONK tripped on purpose to make sure everyone saw him.

L'JONK sent 100 messages just to say ‘hi’.

In class, L'JONK drew on the desk to get the teacher’s attention.

4

A person who can’t keep a secret and spills everything like it’s a leaking water pipe.

L'JONK told the whole school about my crush.

At the movie, L'JONK whispered the ending to the whole theater.

My mom is a L'JONK. She told my dad I was fat.

5

A human who has zero filter and says whatever comes to mind, no matter how rude.

L'JONK called my dog a ‘smelly blob’ in front of everyone.

At dinner, L'JONK told my aunt she looked like a trash can.

L'JONK insulted my teacher’s hair and got sent to the office.

6

Someone who’s so obsessed with themselves they think the world revolves around them.

L'JONK wouldn’t stop talking about his new haircut for an hour.

L'JONK took a selfie every 10 seconds during the movie.

My brother is a L'JONK. He thinks he’s a rock star.