L'Jai

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a girl who’s soft as a pillow but will punch you in the face if you say one bad thing about her friends
L'Jai said, 'You better not talk trash about my cousin or I’ll make you eat your lunch.'
She cried when her dog got sick but screamed at the vet like he owed her money.
She brought me soup when I was sick but called me a 'weak sauce' when I failed math.
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a girl who’s so nice she’ll give you her last slice of pizza but will yell at you for eating the crust
L'Jai said, 'I’ll let you have the last slice but don’t you dare eat the crust.'
She shared her pencil but got mad when I used it to draw on her hand.
She hugged me when I cried but called my crush a 'total dweeb.'
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a girl who’s like your best friend but will still throw your phone in the toilet if you forget her birthday
L'Jai said, 'You forgot my birthday? I’m throwing your phone in the toilet.'
She brought me candy but threw my homework in the trash when I didn’t study.
She cried when I got hurt but laughed when I tripped in front of the whole class.
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a girl who’s like a hug in a backpack but will still make you do 100 push-ups if you say she’s ugly
L'Jai said, 'You said I’m ugly? 100 push-ups and no mercy.'
She gave me a hug but called me a 'total dweeb' when I messed up her hair.
She brought me snacks but yelled at me for spilling soda on her shirt.
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a girl who’s like a warm blanket on a cold day but will still draw on your face if you call her a crybaby
L'Jai said, 'You called me a crybaby? I’m drawing on your face!'
She gave me a blanket but drew a mustache on my face when I laughed at her.
She cried when I got hurt but laughed when I tripped in front of the whole class.
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a girl who’s like your favorite snack but will still throw your lunch in the trash if you say she’s bad at math
L'Jai said, 'You said I’m bad at math? I’m throwing your lunch in the trash.'
She gave me a snack but threw my math test in the trash when I failed.
She brought me candy but laughed when I got a D on my test.
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