l.i.s.w.a.g.t.h.

Why bother getting out of bed when the day is going to be a disaster anyway?

I’m not even sad I’m dead, I’m just mad I had to live this long.

My dog bit my mom and now I have to live with that and my life.

I’m so tired of this life I’m ready to die and not come back.

My life is like a horror movie and I’m the main character who never gets a happy ending.

I’d rather be in hell than deal with my boss again.

This week has been like a meat grinder and I’m the meat.

I’ve had enough of life, I’m ready to be roasted in the afterlife.

If I die, I’m not coming back until someone gives me a better life.

I’m not even sad I’m dead, I’m just mad I had to live this long.

This life is like a broken toaster and I’m the bread that got burned.

If I get sent to hell, I’m taking my coworkers with me.

Life is like a garbage can and I’m the one who has to throw everything in.

I’d rather be in hell than deal with this life.

I’m not going to heaven, I’m going to hell and I’m bringing my problems with me.

My life is like a nightmare and I can’t wake up.

I’m not dying, I’m just escaping this life.

If I can’t get out of this life, I’m taking my problems to hell with me.