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When you see something stupid but you're too lazy to laugh and just sit there like a broken toaster.

My boss tried to tell a joke about eggs. I just stared at him like he was a sad potato.

My cousin did a faceplant into a cake. I didn't laugh. I just looked at him like he was a bad decision.

My dog tried to eat my laptop. I didn't laugh. I just sighed like I was already dead.

When you're so annoyed you want to scream but you just hold it in like you're training for a marathon of silence.

My sister kept singing in the shower. I wanted to throw a shoe. I just took a deep breath and acted like I was meditating.

My neighbor's lawn was a jungle. I wanted to yell. I just stood there like I was a statue.

My brother told the same joke 10 times. I wanted to scream. I just sat there like I was a ghost.

When you're so confused you're like 'what the heck is happening' but you're too tired to ask questions.

My mom tried to explain why the sky is blue. I just said 'whatever' and went back to my video game.

My teacher said math was fun. I just looked at her like she was lying.

My friend told me a story about a chicken. I just said 'okay' and went to sleep.

When you're so mad you want to punch someone but you just sit there like a grumpy old man who lost his cookies.

My brother took my last cookie. I wanted to punch him. I just sat there like I was a grumpy old man.

My dad yelled at me for getting a D. I wanted to scream. I just looked at him like he was a broken clock.

My friend spilled my drink. I wanted to hit him. I just stared at him like he was a bad idea.

When you're so bored you're like 'this is the worst' but you don't do anything about it because you're too lazy.

My class had a 2-hour lesson on fractions. I just looked at the clock like it was my enemy.

My brother played the same video game for 3 hours. I just said 'whatever' and went to sleep.

My mom told me a long story about her cat. I just nodded like I was dead.