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L. I. B. W. O. Y means life is better when you’re gone. Like when you’re the annoying friend who won’t stop talking.
My best friend left for a week and I didn’t miss her. I think she got hit by a bus.
My ex broke up with me and now I can eat all the pizza I want. No more fake dieting.
My roommate left and I finally have a quiet life. No more midnight cereal rants.