L'Hommedieu

My ex got married to L'Hommedieu and now I feel like a failure.

That girl has the last name of a god and I have 'Smith'.

I asked her if she was related to a saint and she said, 'No, just L'Hommedieu.'

She walks in and says her name is L'Hommedieu and I feel like I was born in a dumpster.

My name is 'Johnson' and hers is 'L'Hommedieu', it's not even fair.

I asked her why she had such a good name and she said, 'Because I'm perfect.'

She told me her last name and I felt like I was born in a box.

I said my name was 'Rodriguez' and she said, 'That's not even fancy.'

She got a scholarship just for having the name L'Hommedieu.