L'Hannah

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A L'Hannah is a monster who smells like old gym socks and thinks she’s a queen. She has nipples that look like they were dipped in glitter and fried chicken.
I saw her in the hallway and immediately hid behind a trash can.
She tried to flirt with my dad and called him a 'chicken nugget.'
She took two seats on the bus and screamed at the driver.
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A L'Hannah is like a witch who wears too much glitter and eats your lunch. Her nipples are so big they could launch a spaceship.
She showed up at my birthday party and ate my cake.
She tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'h3110.'
She sat next to me and smelled like a wet sock.
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A L'Hannah is a human-shaped nightmare with a face like a raccoon and nipples that look like they’re made of marshmallows.
She yelled at the principal and threw a pencil at him.
She sat behind me in class and whispered, 'I’m going to eat you.'
She cried in the hallway and drew on the walls with her lipstick.
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