Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly lawyer who pees their pants and then farts in your face while pretending to help you.

My lawyer was so drunk he peed on my desk and called it a deposit.

That lawyer cried when I won the case and then threw a sandwich at me.

He peed in my coffee and called it a strategy.

2

A lawyer who smells like old socks and then tries to hug you after they drop a turd in your mailbox.

My lawyer sent me a letter and a turd. He said it was a surprise package.

She smelled like a garbage can and tried to shake my hand with her stinky fingers.

He dropped a turd in my mailbox and said it was a legal document.

3

A lawyer who pees on the floor and then laughs at your problems like they're a joke.

He peed on the floor during my trial and said it was a courtroom tradition.

She peed on my report and called it a highlight.

He laughed at my divorce and peed on my lawyer's shoes.

4

A lawyer who smells like a fart and then tries to kiss you after they drop a turd in your backpack.

He dropped a turd in my backpack and called it a gift.

She smelled like a fart and tried to kiss me during the meeting.

He peed on my contract and said it was a bonus.

5

A lawyer who shits on the floor and then tries to explain it like it's a business plan.

He shit on the floor and said it was a strategic move.

She shit on my paper and called it a new chapter.

He peed on my desk and said it was a tax deduction.

6

A lawyer who smells like a garbage can and then tries to hug you while they drop a turd in your bag.

He dropped a turd in my bag and said it was a surprise.

She smelled like a garbage can and hugged me with her stinky arms.

He peed on my file and called it a legal document.