L'enfant's Revenge

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A mess of streets in Arlington that makes no sense and gives you the worst headache. It’s like L’enfant took a dump on a map and called it a plan.

I tried to find my friend’s house and ended up in a parking lot.

I turned left instead of right and now I’m in a different state.

I followed the street names and got lost in a circle.

The stupid way Arlington’s streets are named and laid out. It’s like L’enfant was drunk, high, and angry when he drew it.

I took a right turn and ended up in the middle of a park.

My GPS said ‘turn left’ and I ended up in a gas station.

I thought I was going home, but I was in a different neighborhood.

Arlington’s street layout is a slap in the face. It’s like L’enfant didn’t care if people got lost or not.

I got lost because the streets had the same name but different directions.

I drove for 20 minutes and still didn’t find the right street.

I followed the signs and ended up in a mall.

Arlington’s streets are a mess that makes you want to scream. L’enfant probably wanted to give everyone a migraine.

I took a wrong turn and ended up in a totally different part of town.

I thought I was going to a party, but I ended up at a library.

I got lost because the street numbers were wrong.

Arlington’s street plan is the worst. It’s like L’enfant was trying to make people lose their minds.

I followed the street names and ended up going in circles.

I drove for an hour and still didn’t find my friend’s house.

I got lost because the streets looked the same.

Arlington’s streets are a nightmare that L’enfant made on purpose. He probably wanted to torture everyone who lived there.

I got lost because I followed the wrong street name.

I thought I was going home, but I ended up in a different city.

I got stuck in traffic because I was lost.