L'eau de doucherie

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It’s the stench of someone who thinks they’re fancy but smells like a wet sock and regret.
My cousin took a shower with a pizza box and now I can smell it from the next state.
He walked into the room and I knew he hadn’t washed his feet since the last war.
She used lavender oil and still reeked like a gym sock that’s been left in a trash can.
2
It’s like someone drowned a dead raccoon in your face and called it a fragrance.
He took a shower and then told me he smelled like a beach. I called him a liar and a stinker.
She walked into the room and I could taste the dirt from her socks.
He used too much deodorant and now he smells like a gym and a hot dog stand.
3
It’s the kind of smell that makes you wonder if they bathed in a dumpster.
He took a shower and came out like he’d been swimming in a sewage pond.
She used perfume and still smelled like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for a year.
He came out of the shower and I knew he hadn’t brushed his teeth since the 90s.
4
It’s the smell of someone who thinks they’re a king but reeks like a trash can.
He took a shower with a cheeseburger and now he smells like a gym sock in a trash can.
She walked into the room and I could tell she hadn’t washed her hair since the last century.
He came out of the shower and I wanted to run away and never come back.
5
It’s the kind of smell that makes you want to take a shower just to escape it.
He took a shower with a sock and now he smells like a wet sock in a trash can.
She walked in and I could smell her socks from three feet away.
He came out and I knew he hadn’t washed his face since the last time he saw his mom.
6
It’s like someone took a dump in a sock and called it a fancy scent.
He took a shower with a pizza and now he smells like a wet sock in a trash can.
She walked into the room and I could tell she hadn’t washed her socks in a year.
He came out of the shower and I thought he’d been swimming in a lake of dirt.
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