Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The Toronto Maple Leafs. They lose even after five scores. Like they’re cursed by a god who hates them.

"I watched them score five times and still lost. I want to die."

"They’re the only team that can lose to a bunch of kids in pajamas."

"I don’t know what’s worse: the game or their fans."

2

The Toronto Maple Leafs. They suck so bad they make losing look like a hobby.

"They lost again. I’m starting to think they’re trying to ruin my weekend."

"I’d rather fight a bear than watch them play."

"They lost to a team that’s worse than them. What’s next?"

3

The Toronto Maple Leafs. They’re so bad they could make a winning team lose just by showing up.

"They walked in and the other team lost. That’s not fair."

"They’re like a curse that follows every game they play."

"I’ve seen a dog win before. These guys? They’re worse."

4

The Toronto Maple Leafs. They lose so much it’s like they’re paid to lose.

"They lost again. I think they’re on a contract for losing."

"They’re like a broken toaster, no matter how many times you press the button, it still doesn’t work."

"They lost so much I think they’re trying to teach the other teams how to lose."

5

The Toronto Maple Leafs. They’re the reason why losing is a real thing.

"They’re so bad they invented losing."

"They’re like the first person to ever lose a game. They’re the original loser."

"I watched them lose so much I started believing in ghosts."

6

The Toronto Maple Leafs. They’re like a bad dream that never ends.

"I had a dream about them. I woke up and they were still losing."

"They’re like the worst nightmare you can have while watching sports."

"I’d rather be stuck in traffic than watch them play."