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A girl who looks like a hot mess from far away but turns into a disaster when you get close enough to see her face.

Bro, that girl in the back of the bus looked like a queen. Now I know why she was wearing sunglasses.

He asked her out based on her Instagram. Now he’s crying in the bathroom.

I thought she was my type. Turns out she’s my worst nightmare.

A girl who looks amazing from a distance but is a total mess up close, like she forgot to brush her teeth and used a sock as a face mask.

She looked like a supermodel from across the gym. Now I know why she ran out of the room when I got close.

He texted her: 'You look amazing.' She replied: 'Thanks, I just ate a whole pizza and forgot to wash my face.'

I asked her to prom. Now I’m stuck with a prom date who smells like a garbage can.

A girl who looks hot from far away but turns into a total mess when you get close, like she just woke up from a 10-hour nap and ate a whole pie.

She looked like a goddess from the hallway. Now I know why she was crying in the bathroom.

He asked her to the dance. Now he’s stuck with a girl who smells like pie and regret.

She looked amazing in the group chat. Now she’s sitting next to me, eating a pie, and I can’t breathe.