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The king of Starcraft who beats everyone like they're not even playing.
He wiped my ass in 2 minutes. No shame.
I asked him for a tip. He gave me a full lesson.
He played so good, my brain short-circuited.
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The man who plays Starcraft so good, it’s like watching magic with a side of insults.
He called me a chump and won in 3 minutes. Classic.
He played so good, I cried. Not because I lost. Because I felt it.
He beat me while eating a sandwich. That’s how good he is.
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The god of Starcraft who makes everyone look like a baby who just learned to walk.
He beat me while I was still figuring out how to breathe.
He played like he was born with a keyboard in his hands.
He wiped the floor with me. Then laughed. Then left.
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