l@ckey

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a person who gets yelled at for knowing stuff that other people don't, even though they're just trying to survive the day.

'Why is the sky blue?' 'I don't know, but I'm going to get yelled at for not knowing.'

'Why do we have meetings?' 'Because someone needs to blame someone else.'

'Why is the coffee cold?' 'Because the boss didn't ask nicely enough.'

the human version of a search engine, but with less money and more insults.

'What's the capital of France?' 'Paris. Now shut up and let me finish my lunch.'

'What's 2+2?' '4. And don't make me repeat it.'

'What's the password?' 'I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's 'password'.'

a person who is constantly being asked stupid questions, like they're some kind of magical oracle.

'What time is it?' 'It's 3:15, and I'm not your personal clock.'

'What's your favorite color?' 'Blue, but I'm not here to talk about it.'

'What's the weather like?' 'It's raining, and I'm not your weatherman.'

someone who is forced to answer questions they didn't ask, just because they know things and people don't.

'What's 10 divided by 2?' '5. Now stop bugging me.'

'What's the meaning of life?' '42. And don't ask me again.'

'What's your name?' 'L@ckey. Now go away.'

a person who is treated like a walking dictionary, but only because they're the only one who knows the answers.

'What does this mean?' 'It means you're asking me.'

'What's the definition of 'l@ckey'?' 'A person who gets yelled at for knowing stuff.'

'What's the definition of 'bossy'?' 'Someone who asks stupid questions.'