Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

long as hell but totally worth the wait. It’s like a giant meatball that hits you in the face but tastes amazing.

This essay was 10 pages long but had the best punchline ever. l;bwi

My mom’s story about her first job was a mile long but I laughed so hard I cried. l;bwi

That tweet was a paragraph but I read it twice. l;bwi

2

the kind of long you wish you could eat. It’s the opposite of tl;dr, it’s like a giant taco that fills your soul.

That story about the cat and the mouse was 20 paragraphs but I didn’t care. l;bwi

My teacher’s speech lasted forever but it was gold. l;bwi

That tweet was like a whole movie. l;bwi

3

long enough to make you want to quit life but so good it’s like getting a free pizza.

That essay was longer than my lunch break but I read it all. l;bwi

That story about the dog was 3 pages but it was worth it. l;bwi

That tweet was longer than my ex’s speeches but I still read it. l;bwi

4

a long read that hits you like a brick but you love it so much you’d kiss it.

That story about the frog was longer than my math test but I read it. l;bwi

That tweet was longer than my mom’s rants but it was funny. l;bwi

That essay was like a marathon but I finished it. l;bwi

5

the long version of something so good it’s like getting a second breakfast.

That story was longer than my day but it was worth it. l;bwi

That tweet was longer than my gym class but I read it. l;bwi

That essay was like eating a whole cake. l;bwi