L.B.S.P.

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A Light Brown Skinned Person is someone with the skin color of a half-eaten biscuit. They’re too brown to be called white, but not brown enough to be called black. They’re just stuck in the middle, like a kid who can’t decide between pizza and chicken nuggets.
My cousin is an L. B. S. P. He looks like he’s been dipped in coffee and forgot to wipe it off.
Why is the teacher calling me an L. B. S. P.? I’m not a coffee stain, I’m a human being.
That guy in the lunch line is an L. B. S. P. He’s got the skin of a biscuit and the attitude of a pizza.
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A Light Brown Skinned Person is someone who’s not white enough for the cool table, but not brown enough for the cool table either. They’re like that one kid who’s always in the middle of the group and no one really notices them.
My friend is an L. B. S. P. He’s like the forgotten snack in the lunch bag.
The new kid is an L. B. S. P. He’s not cool, but he’s not annoying either.
My mom says I’m an L. B. S. P. because I look like I’ve been in a coffee shop for too long.
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A Light Brown Skinned Person is someone who’s like the brown version of a white person. They’re not black, but they’re not white. They’re just a little bit brown, like a person who’s been sitting in the sun for too long and forgot to put on sunscreen.
That guy in the math class is an L. B. S. P. He looks like he’s been sitting outside all day.
I’m an L. B. S. P. because I’m not white, but I’m not black either.
My brother is an L. B. S. P. He looks like he forgot to put on sunscreen and then went to the beach.
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A Light Brown Skinned Person is someone who’s stuck between white and black. They’re not cool enough to be called black, but not white enough to be called white. They’re just a little bit brown, like the color of a person who’s been eating too many biscuits.
I’m an L. B. S. P. because I’m not white enough to be cool, but not black enough to be cool either.
My sister is an L. B. S. P. She looks like she’s been eating too many biscuits.
That guy in the gym is an L. B. S. P. He’s got the skin of a biscuit and the body of a couch potato.
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