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A Light Brown Skinned Person is someone with the skin color of a half-eaten biscuit. They’re too brown to be called white, but not brown enough to be called black. They’re just stuck in the middle, like a kid who can’t decide between pizza and chicken nuggets.
My cousin is an L. B. S. P. He looks like he’s been dipped in coffee and forgot to wipe it off.
Why is the teacher calling me an L. B. S. P.? I’m not a coffee stain, I’m a human being.
That guy in the lunch line is an L. B. S. P. He’s got the skin of a biscuit and the attitude of a pizza.