Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

We’re just friends until I stick my tongue in your mouth and you beg for mercy

Hey bro, L. B. F. S. W. C. M. I’m not done with you yet.

I said we’re just friends. Then I kissed you. Now you’re my prisoner.

L. B. F. S. W. C. M., I’m not letting you go until you lick my elbow.

2

Friendship is just a lie you tell before I make you my personal snack

L. B. F. S. W. C. M., you’re my snack. Don’t forget it.

We’re friends. Now shut up and let me nibble your ear.

Friendship? Please. I’m your snack. You know it.

3

I’m just being nice until I rip your face off

L. B. F. S. W. C. M., I’m being nice. Don’t make me regret it.

You think I’m friendly? I’m just waiting to bite your face off.

I said ‘just friends’, I mean ‘just friends until I choke you with my tongue’.

4

We’re just hanging out until I make you my personal chew toy

L. B. F. S. W. C. M., I’m not hanging out. I’m training you as my chew toy.

I said we’re hanging out. Then I bit your cheek. Now you’re my chew toy.

Just friends? No. You’re my chew toy. Don’t argue.

5

I’m just being cool until I make you my personal tongue slave

L. B. F. S. W. C. M., I’m cool. You’re my slave. Don’t forget it.

I said we’re cool. Then I stuck my tongue in your mouth. Now you’re my slave.

Cool? No. You’re my tongue slave. You know it.

6

We’re just pals until I make you my personal mouth snack

L. B. F. S. W. C. M., I’m just your pal. Don’t forget I’m your snack.

I said we’re pals. Then I bit your face. Now you’re my snack.

Pals? No. You’re my mouth snack. I’m not letting you go.